Rugburns - My Carphone's On The Pill
Album:
My carphone's on the pill, and my girfriend's got call waiting
Satan's in the bagels and my toaster's masturbating
My computer has hard drive, and my disk is always floppy
My Xerox has the runs and it won't stop shitting copies
Help me
My paper wants some coffee and my mother needs recycling
My fax is getting acne and it needs some tetracyclene
My dog is late for school and my son pissed on the floor
The percolator's drooling and the baby's at the store
Would you help me please?
The TV's watching me and my control is in remote
Grandpa's sucking carpet and the vacuum stole my coat
And the birds are smoking cocaine and my son lives in a nest
My daughter just got neutered, and my cat just got fake breasts
Now help me please
Yeah TV rules the house now, Mr. Cartwright is the boss
Ginger's kissing MaryAnn and I'm in love with Hoss
Thurston Howell III is lusting after Mary Tyler
More is always less that Mr. Douglas is a styler
Green Acres is the place to be, that Eb is such a dork
He hit Arnold the pig and so tonight we're eating pork
Help me
My coffee lost its dentures and my father needs reheating
My wife is always empty and the fridge is always eating
The dust pan's playng marbles and the kids are in the sink
And the heater won't quit farting and my mental health it stinks
Now help me please
My car went to the movies, and I'm locked in my garage
My bathroom went to art school, now I piss in a collage
And the blender stole my credit cards, and bought some fancy duds
Everyone has patriots, but all I have are scuds
Help me please
My carphone's on the pill, and my girfriend's got call waiting
Satan's in the bagels and my toaster's masturbating
Help me please
- Ad hoc - (dosł. do tego) doraźnie; bez szczególnego przygotowania; specjalnie w tym celu (wypadku); zaimprowizowany
- Związki zawodowe - mechanizm transmisyjny między partią komunistyczną a masami. Władimir Lenin (właść. Władimir Uljanow, 1870 - 1924)
- Ad ostentationem - na pokaz.
Wiadomości ze światowego rynku muzycznego
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MUDVAYNE SLAM RADIO WITH THEIR FASTEST-RISING SINGLE YET
"DO WHAT YOU DO" IS #1 MOST ADDED AT ACTIVE ROCK AND #2 MOST ADDED AT MODERN ROCK
BAND OPENS UP TICKET SALES AT ALL OUTLETS
(Monday, September 29)
AND PARTNERS WITH BESTBUY TO ADD A FREE LIVE WEBCAST OF THEIR CONCERT TO FAN CLUB MEMBERS
MUDVAYNE--one of the most creative and distinctive bands in the aggressive music world with sales exceeding 5 million units worldwide--have slammed onto the charts with "Do What You Do," the fastest-rising single of their career. Garnering over 75 radio adds out of the box--in the first 36 hours the track became available this week--the song is #1 most added at the Active Rock chart and #2 most added at Modern Rock.
As the band prepare to release THE NEW GAME--their first studio album in three years, due out November 18 via Epic Records--the band is working even harder to get the best possible deal directly to their fans in light of the tough economy by opening up ticket sales of their upcoming tour to all outlets and partnering with Best Buy to add a free live web cast of their concert to fan club members who pre-order the album at bestbuy.com/mudvayne. "We want fans that cannot afford to see us live or that live outside our tour markets to still get the benefits of our âThe Album Is The TicketTM' program," says singer Chad Gray, "and by adding the live webcast and releasing ticket sales to the general public, we are now able to offer fans even more value and options for their money in this rough financial time."
The concert webcast will be from one of the tour stops (TBA) on the first leg of "The New Game Tour 2008." Meanwhile, all tickets will be released at all outlets by Monday, September 29th. All current âThe Album Is The Ticket' members are entitled to a free meet & greet at their selected show.
The current dates for "The New Game Tour 2008" are as follows. Note: All dates subject to change.
DATE CITY VENUE
Tue 10/28 El Paso, TX El Paso County Coliseum
Thu 10/30 Corpus Christi, TX The Pavilion At Concrete
Fri 10/31 Grand Prairie, TX Nokia Live
Sat 11/1 San Antonio, TX Sunset Station
Mon 11/3 Houston, TX Warehouse Live
Wed 11/5 Tulsa, OK Cain's Ballroom
Fri 11/7 Oklahoma City, OK Bricktown Events Center
Sat 11/8 Albuquerque, NM Albuquerque Convention Center
Sun 11/9 Tempe, AZ The Marquee Theatre
Tue 11/11 Los Angeles, CA The Wiltern
Wed 11/12 Las Vegas, NV The Joint
Fri 11/14 San Francisco, CA The Grand Ballroom
Sat 11/15 Portland, OR Roseland Theatre
Mon 11/17 Seattle, WA Showbox SoDo
Wed 11/19 Spokane, WA The Knitting Factory Concert Hall
Fri 11/21 Denver, CO The Fillmore Auditorium
Sat 11/22 Kansas City, MO Uptown Theatre
Mon 11/24 Wichita, KS The Cotillion
Tue 11/25 St Louis, MO The Pageant
Wed 11/26 East Peoria, IL East Peoria Event Center
Fri 11/28 Des Moines, IA Val Air Ballroom
Sat 11/29 Maplewood, MN The Myth
Mon 12/1 Milwaukee, WI The Eagles Ballroom
Tue 12/4 Chicago, IL House of Blues
Fri 12/5 Detroit, MI The Fillmore Detroit
Sat 12/6 Grand Rapids, MI The Orbit Room
Mon 12/8 Cincinnati, OH Bogart's
Tue 12/9 Columbus, OH LC Pavilion
Thu 12/11 Baltimore, MD Rams Head Live!
Fri 12/12 Philadelphia, PA The Electric Factory
Sat 12/13 Worcester, MA The Palladium
Tue 12/16 New York, NY Roseland Ballroom
Wed 12/17 Norfolk, VA The Norva
Fri 12/19 Atlanta, GA Tabernacle
Sat 12/20 Lake Buena Vista, FL House of Blues
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True Colors Live EP!
Get the True Colors Live EP!
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Sneak Peak of my new video "Long Distance"!
Hey Stars!
I hope you all are as excited about my video for "Long Distance" as I am! Here's a sneak peek from Rap Up!
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