Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy
Album:
Parody of "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney (Paul Overstreet/Joe Collins), Scarlett Moon Musin (admin. by CMI)/EMI Blackwood Music, Inc./Jelinda Music (BMI)New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)
Hi-Ho Silver AWAY
After my show thought I'd have a little fun
Hopped on a horse Lord he sure could run
Well I got a butt kickin when the police finally caught me
Give me back my horse
Not a moment too soon Tim McGraw jumped in
Did his best Jackie Chan got a cop on the chin
Now I don't understand why they's arresting me
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy
I really turn him on
He's always staring at me
When them guards are gone
I'm running out of cigarettes
He's asking me to dance
He say's I'm looking good
In these orange pants
I really wish Tim McGraw was here to protect meâ??
My cellmate thinks I'm sexyâ??
I'd give anything to be back on my bus
I'm hiding in my bunk but he's climbing on up
Swears all he wants me to do is sing him one of my songs
Says he's got a dream I'm afraid of what it is
You're never gonna see me on a horse after this
I only get one call I hope Faith is home
Answer the phone
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy
He just won't leave me alone
He's blowing kisses at me
And I'm a duckin' 'em all
I hate to break it to him
I'm in no mood for romance
What part of NO don't this fool understand
I'm in big trouble if someone don't come and get me
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy
Well one day behind bars is long enough
Cause when I drop that soap oh his eyes light up
My cellmate thinks I UH
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy
I really turn him on
My name is Kenny Chesney
This ain't nowhere I belong
Me and Tim's in trouble
Buddy one thing is for sure
George Strait's gonna kick us off his George Strait Tour
I'd call Tracy Lawrence but he's in the next cell beside me
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy
My Cellmate Thinks I'm sexy
UH
I had him from hello
WAZZUP!!!!!!