Veggie Tales - Stuff Mart Suite
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Salesman #1: Allow us to introduce our selves,
We're neighbors
Salesman #2: We moved in down the street!
Salesman #1: Some say we're the most delightful bunch
Of fellows
Salesman #3: You'll ever want to meet!
Salesman #1: And if you have a moment to spare,
Kind lady with beauty so ... rare.
We'd like to take a minute or two
On a topic of interest to you.
Salesmen: We represent the Stuff Mart
Salesman #2: An enormous land of goodies
Salesman #1: Would you mind if we stepped in, please?
Salesmen: And as associates of the Stuff Mart
Salesman #1: It looks like you could use some stuff!
I pray that you won't take this wrong, my dear
But initial observation is as follows:
The criminal responsible for this decor
Really should be hanging from the gallows!
Salesmen: We represent the Stuff Mart
Salesman #2: A magic land of retail
Salesman #3: Would you care to see what's on sale?
Salesmen: Then as a customer of the Stuff Mart
Get ready for some real nice stuff!
Salesman #2 and #3: Check it out! Check it out!
Salesman #1: If you want a big hat
Salesman #2 and #3: We got that!
Salesman #1: If you need a tube of glue
Salesman #2 and #3: We got that too!
Salesman #1: A 20 gallon wok?
Salesman #2 and #3: They're in stock!
And if you need refrigerators
To keep extra mashed potatoes
Or a giant air compressor
To blow fruit flies off your dresser
Or a dehydrated strudel
Or a nose ring for your poodle
Or a five pound can of tuna
And some flippers to go scuba
Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba!
Here we go, scuba! Come on!
Salesman #1: If you need a rubber hose
Salesman #2 and #3: We got those!
Salesman #1: A rhododendron tree
Salesman #2 and #3: We got three!
Salesman #1: A wrap-around deck
Salesman #2 and #3: Gotta check!
But if you need a window scraper
And a gross of toilet paper
Or a rachet set and pliers
And surround sound amplifiers
And a solar turkey chopper
Or a padded gopher bopper
Flannel shirts for looking grungy
And some rope for goin' bunji
Bunji! Bunji! Bunji-wun-gee-fun-gee!
Here we go, bunji! Come on!
Salesman #1: What we've mentioned are only just some
Salesman #2: Of the wonderful things yet to come
Salesman #1: These pictures you keep are so ... nice
Salesman #3: But you really should take our advice
Salesman #1: Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart!
Salesmen: All you need is lots ... more ... stuff!
Salesman #2 and #3: You really, really ought to!
Madame: How could I afford not to?
Salesman #1: Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart!
Salesmen: All you need is lots ... more ... stuff!
- Mówię panu, kochany przyjacielu, niemiło się przekonać, że człowiek nie może urzeczywistnić swojego marzenia, bo sił za mało ma albo za mało zdolności. A przez cały czas jest się takim udanym facetem! Joseph Conrad, Lord Jim
- Milczenie w odpowiednim momencie jest ważniejsze i lepsze od wszelkich słow. Plutarch
- Nie wiem jak mam to zrobić, ona zawstydza mnie, strach ma tak wielkie oczy, wokół ciemno jest! R. Riedel
Wiadomości ze światowego rynku muzycznego
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Hear 'Human' NOW in it's ENTIRETY
Hey Stars! The wait is finally over! You can listen to my entire new album 'Human' on MTV's "The Leak"! Check it out now and don't forget to pre-order it on iTunes. There is a deluxe version as well with a bunch of extra tracks. This record really means a lot to me and I'm so excited to finally be able to share it with you.
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Something is off in the peculiar, fictional town of DanslowâŚ
The gruesome murder of your best friend has occurred, and you are the only one who can find the killer inside MUDVAYNE's innovative and dark new virtual universe.
Beginning today (November 18, day of release), fans will find the following items inside the packaging for MUDVAYNE's album THE NEW GAME (Epic) to play: a unique code number they will need to register on Mudvayne.com, 11 mugshot photos of different suspects and the full back-story on the situation involving each suspect. To solve the mystery by eliminating one suspect each week, fans must use the full album packaging including: lyrics for the new album; the mugshots and information on each suspect included in the packaging; their historical knowledge of MUDVAYNE; and the video for "Do What You Do" (which is now added to MTV2 and Fuse), along with weekly clues revealed at http://www.mudvayne.com/.
Click on the links to view details of "The New Game" contest, which is enabling fans to experience the music in a brand new way.
Backstory of the ghastly murder in Danslow:
http://www.mudvayne.com/backstory.php
The Suspects:
http://www.mudvayne.com/suspects.php
Week 1 Clue:
http://www.mudvayne.com/week01.php
Note: The grand-prize winner will claim a MUDVAYNE "VIP Laminate for Life." A lucky runner-up will receive a Washburn signed guitar and 10 additional runners up will receive signed copies of THE NEW GAME deluxe edition CD, which includes expanded artwork and packaging. All copies of THE NEW GAME will contain the code needed to play, as well as a free one-year fan club membership giving them first access to ticket on-sales and other exclusive opportunities.
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True Colors Live EP!
Get the True Colors Live EP!
- Życie a do tego kot, daje niewiarygodny wynik, przysięgam! Rainer Maria Rike
- Uderz w struny, a nożyce się odezwą. Stanisław Jerzy Lec (pierw. de Tusch - Letz, 1909-1966) (pierw. de Tusch - Letz, 1909-1966)
- Człowiek jest wolny jak ptak w klatce: może się poruszać tylko w pewnych granicach. Johann Lavater