Landau James Ef - The Antidepressant Song
Album:
(Sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls")
Terrorize your little brother,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
He's the one to gag and smother,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Kill him by asphyxiation,
Egh-egh-egh, egh-egh-egh, ech-ech-echh,
Then go give him constipation,
Uhng-uhng-uhng-uhng-uhngg, euh-euh-euh-eeeeeough.
With gags and coughs and violent sneezes,
Ugh-ugh-ugh-ah-choo, ah-kheeeeew, ah-choo!
He'll catch many weird diseases,
Ugh-ugh-ugh-ah-choo, ah-kheeeeew, ah-choo!
Destroy his pupil and his iris,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
He'll catch some rare deadly virus,
Fa la la la la, ah-choo, ah-choo!
Then remove his other cornea,
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
And kick him way out of the state of California,
Wha-wha-wha-wha-whack! Ta - ran - ta - ra!
Watch his giant melanoma,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Soon progress to carcinoma,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
As a final means of torture,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Play a spiritual harming sorcerer,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
But beware, it may be fatal,
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-aaaahhhhhhh!
He'll begin
Life again
In the devil's cradle,
Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee, hee-hee-ha-ha!
Watch his afterlife infernal,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
As he writhes in pain eternal,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
I'll jump for joy, as I am free now,
Fa la la, ha ha ha, yay, yippaa!
No longer shall he bother me now,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
- Mózg - aparat za pomocą którego myślimy, że myślimy. Julian Tuwim
- Człowiek bez pieniędzy jest jak wilk bez zębów. Przysłowie francuskie
- Pro et contra - za i przeciw.
Wiadomości ze światowego rynku muzycznego
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MUDVAYNE SLAM RADIO WITH THEIR FASTEST-RISING SINGLE YET
"DO WHAT YOU DO" IS #1 MOST ADDED AT ACTIVE ROCK AND #2 MOST ADDED AT MODERN ROCK
BAND OPENS UP TICKET SALES AT ALL OUTLETS
(Monday, September 29)
AND PARTNERS WITH BESTBUY TO ADD A FREE LIVE WEBCAST OF THEIR CONCERT TO FAN CLUB MEMBERS
MUDVAYNE--one of the most creative and distinctive bands in the aggressive music world with sales exceeding 5 million units worldwide--have slammed onto the charts with "Do What You Do," the fastest-rising single of their career. Garnering over 75 radio adds out of the box--in the first 36 hours the track became available this week--the song is #1 most added at the Active Rock chart and #2 most added at Modern Rock.
As the band prepare to release THE NEW GAME--their first studio album in three years, due out November 18 via Epic Records--the band is working even harder to get the best possible deal directly to their fans in light of the tough economy by opening up ticket sales of their upcoming tour to all outlets and partnering with Best Buy to add a free live web cast of their concert to fan club members who pre-order the album at bestbuy.com/mudvayne. "We want fans that cannot afford to see us live or that live outside our tour markets to still get the benefits of our âThe Album Is The TicketTM' program," says singer Chad Gray, "and by adding the live webcast and releasing ticket sales to the general public, we are now able to offer fans even more value and options for their money in this rough financial time."
The concert webcast will be from one of the tour stops (TBA) on the first leg of "The New Game Tour 2008." Meanwhile, all tickets will be released at all outlets by Monday, September 29th. All current âThe Album Is The Ticket' members are entitled to a free meet & greet at their selected show.
The current dates for "The New Game Tour 2008" are as follows. Note: All dates subject to change.
DATE CITY VENUE
Tue 10/28 El Paso, TX El Paso County Coliseum
Thu 10/30 Corpus Christi, TX The Pavilion At Concrete
Fri 10/31 Grand Prairie, TX Nokia Live
Sat 11/1 San Antonio, TX Sunset Station
Mon 11/3 Houston, TX Warehouse Live
Wed 11/5 Tulsa, OK Cain's Ballroom
Fri 11/7 Oklahoma City, OK Bricktown Events Center
Sat 11/8 Albuquerque, NM Albuquerque Convention Center
Sun 11/9 Tempe, AZ The Marquee Theatre
Tue 11/11 Los Angeles, CA The Wiltern
Wed 11/12 Las Vegas, NV The Joint
Fri 11/14 San Francisco, CA The Grand Ballroom
Sat 11/15 Portland, OR Roseland Theatre
Mon 11/17 Seattle, WA Showbox SoDo
Wed 11/19 Spokane, WA The Knitting Factory Concert Hall
Fri 11/21 Denver, CO The Fillmore Auditorium
Sat 11/22 Kansas City, MO Uptown Theatre
Mon 11/24 Wichita, KS The Cotillion
Tue 11/25 St Louis, MO The Pageant
Wed 11/26 East Peoria, IL East Peoria Event Center
Fri 11/28 Des Moines, IA Val Air Ballroom
Sat 11/29 Maplewood, MN The Myth
Mon 12/1 Milwaukee, WI The Eagles Ballroom
Tue 12/4 Chicago, IL House of Blues
Fri 12/5 Detroit, MI The Fillmore Detroit
Sat 12/6 Grand Rapids, MI The Orbit Room
Mon 12/8 Cincinnati, OH Bogart's
Tue 12/9 Columbus, OH LC Pavilion
Thu 12/11 Baltimore, MD Rams Head Live!
Fri 12/12 Philadelphia, PA The Electric Factory
Sat 12/13 Worcester, MA The Palladium
Tue 12/16 New York, NY Roseland Ballroom
Wed 12/17 Norfolk, VA The Norva
Fri 12/19 Atlanta, GA Tabernacle
Sat 12/20 Lake Buena Vista, FL House of Blues
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True Colors Live EP!
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Sneak Peak of my new video "Long Distance"!
Hey Stars!
I hope you all are as excited about my video for "Long Distance" as I am! Here's a sneak peek from Rap Up!
- Przed ślubem mężczyzna oświadcza, że złoży u twych stóp swoje życie, aby ci służyć; po ślubie nie złoży nawet gazety, aby z tobą porozmawiać. Helen Rowland (1876 - 1905)
- Lepiej nie zaczynać, niż zacząwszy nie dokończyć. Konfucjusz
- Rzadkością doprawdy jest społeczeństwo mądrze zorganizowane. Tomasz Morus